This morning while getting dressed with Drew hovering:
Drew: Mom, what are those called again?
Me: These? (pointing to my chest)
Drew: Yep
Me: Breasts (I’ve always hated that word, but I’m adimant about teaching the kids accurate terminology)
Drew: I’m going to have those big breasts when I grow up.
Me: Yep, when you grow up. (feeling very flattered)
-I’m done getting dressed, I walk into her room, and bend over to get her clothes out of the bottom dresser drawer.-
Drew (excited!): And a big bottom too!
Me: Yes! Only if you’re lucky…. (I’m a good faker – how’s that for building good self-body image/regaining humility?)
